im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
