I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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