Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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