Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
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