So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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