and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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