just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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