So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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