I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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