I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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