Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
