Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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