I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The power of my boobs compel you
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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