Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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