Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
