Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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