Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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