we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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