Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
