physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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