we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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