A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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