If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
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