My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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