I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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