i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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