i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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