PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
