porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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