Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Farmville is her only friend.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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