He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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