what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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