Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Randomize
