why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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