Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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