She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Naked Twister starts at high noon
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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