And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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