I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
