If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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