I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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