I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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