I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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