Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
After last night, I could never be a politician.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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