CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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