Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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