Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Why are your pants in the freezer?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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