Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize