Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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