Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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