i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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