what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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