Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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