Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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