I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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