how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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